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YOU KNOW YOU DO IT, FUCKERS.
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My thoughts exactly.
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And I’m okay with it, for now, but it won’t last forever.
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express-o:You’re forgetting a fat red guy with permanent sunburn and a short neurotic guy :)
Mr. Crab and Plankton!
Boys are cheats and liars, they’re such a big disgrace, they will tell you anything to get to second base…ball, baseball, he thinks he’s gonna score, but if you let him go all the way, then you are a horticulturist studies flowers, geologist studies rocks, the only thing a guy want from you is a place to put his cock…roaches beetles, butterflies and bugs- nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug-glers and acrobats, dancing bears and chuck, all guys want to do is forget it no such luck.